Ding Dong!

To the tune of "The wicked witch is dead" from the Wizard of Oz.

Technojunkies

Ding Dong! The windows database server is dead. Which old windows
server? The Wicked windows server!
Ding Dong! The Wicked windows server is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the windows server is dead. It's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells
out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked windows database server is dead!

CIO:

As CIO of the
TechnoDepartment In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most
regally.

Manager:

But we've got to verify it legally, to see

CIO:

To see?

Manager:

If it

CIO:

If it?

Manager:

Is morally, ethic'lly

DBA No.1

Spiritually, physically

Sys Admin:

Positively, absolutely
Technojunkies
Undeniably and reliably Dead

System Admin

As System Admin I must aver, I thoroughly examined it.
And it's not only merely dead, it's really most sincerely dead.

CIO:

Then this is a day of
Independence For all the Technojunkies and their descendants

Manager:

If any.

CIO:

Yes, let the joyous news
be spread The wicked Old windows server at last is dead!

Well as you may have guessed, I am not musically inclined, but I had to do something to celebrate the end of Oracle databases on windows servers in the company! Not one production database on windows!